Feb Magic Mormon Underwear

Elder Bruce and Sista Barbara (more commonly know as Cousin Bruce and Barbara or the BS's or the Massholes) arrived on Feb 28 just 2 days after Bruce turned 60. Knowing that we were going to be engaging in some strenuous and dangerous outdoor physical activity (especially for aging boomers) we presented the birthday boy with his very own set of "Magic Mormon Underwear" to ensure his safety during his visit. After all, how could one get hurt while wearing the "Armor of God"? We're happy to report that indeed those Temple Garments seemed to have kept him whole!